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asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

asian:

mom…dad..

I’m chinese

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

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makanidotdot:

mom jokes

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

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youngblackandvegan:

the pressure on first generation children of immigrants 

to prove that you are indeed proof that parents’ sacrifice was worth it

is something that many Americans will never understand

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bongfucker:

spermbanker:

nightgaunts:



will someone please explain this to me immediately

bongfucker:

spermbanker:

nightgaunts:

will someone please explain this to me immediately

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i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

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rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

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